"I'm Not Crying I Just Forgot My Safety Glasses" Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A sturdy, comfortable tee that carries attitude and a laugh. Printed on a medium-weight 100% cotton classic fit shirt, the bold back graphic of a tough little chimp clutching goggles reads “I’m not crying, I just forgot my safety glasses” in vibrant, high-contrast inks. The smooth knit and ribbed collar hold shape through wash and wear, while the tear-away label keeps the neck scratch-free. Wear it to the workshop, the garage, or on a weekend project to add a bit of grit and humor to your workday. The design’s crisp detail comes through with a combination of Direct-to-Film and Direct-to-Garment printing so colors pop and lines stay sharp.

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- DTF and DTG combined printing for crisp, detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat