Life's a Bitch Maintenance Monkey Die-Cut Sticker

A rugged die-cut sticker featuring a gritty, detailed illustration of a tough, cigar-chomping ape in mechanic’s gear with sparks and smoldering skulls in the background. The bold headline “LIFE’S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE” sits above and below the image in distressed lettering. Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) on transparent, water-resistant vinyl with a matte UV laminate, this sticker holds up to sun, scratches, and splashes. The clear film gives the artwork a near-seamless look on smooth surfaces like glass, metal, or finished plastic, while the strong permanent adhesive ensures it stays put. Offered in multiple sizes and bundles to suit single projects or sticker stocking, it’s built for those who want to add a raw, rebellious edge to helmets, toolboxes, laptops, and glass panels.

Product features
- Die-cut printed with Direct-to-Film (DTF) for crisp, full-color detail
- Durable transparent film material resistant to scratches, water, and sunlight
- Matte UV protective laminate adds weather resistance and reduces glare
- Very strong permanent adhesive — best for very smooth surfaces (glass, metal, finished plastic)
- Available in 16 sizes; sold as single pieces or in 5, 10, and 25-piece bundles

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.